not for the religious or faint of heart

somehow, in my rage against the machine, i forgot this great piece of (short+sweet) erotic literature i came across today. if you think you're ready to learn how to give head in the men's bathroom of the church you were baptized, given first communion, and confirmed in, then clean sheets has lesson #1 for you...
aye, a girl's gotta do something while she's on hold with the transunion bastards...
walk good.