gooooaaaaaaaaallllll !!!!!!!!

football peong strikes again! (if you don't know what a peong is, please see link to 'sexy husband's blog') tonight at his team's indoor football game (americans, i already told you that game you refer to is clearly not foot ball. soccer is the real football) grims scored 3goals- not that it helped as much as one might think because he needed twice that number for a draw- but i'm still totally excited.
you have to understand that when we first got together i went on tour for a few months, and late every monday night i would hear about his miraculous 5 or 6goals. sometimes more. when i was out of town his team adored him, he was a spectacular scorer, but when my tour was over and i could actually come to his games (yes, i am my husband's groupie- if groupies are getting some, i wanna be the only one. right?) he suddenly only manages 1, maybe 2goals per game. still decent, but the team thinks he's better for them when i'm not around trying to be good to him- something to do with the usage and focus of pent-up-energy, i was told...
then he played goalie for a couple years and has only recently gone back out to the field, so now (needless to say) him scoring 3goals during a game when i'm present is a beautiful thing. if he keeps improving, next thing you know i'll have to paint his name on my boobs!
and this from the same wonderful man who did my hair this weekend so that i could have sexy, curly locks to toss, and made the best ribs ever for dinner last night. sunday night food was incredible, and tonight he made the leftovers (which i'd been looking forward to already) even better by adding another side of mushrooms sauteed in butter, wine, and garlic. pardon me if i gush, but he's apparently the best husband in the history of husbands. now if he could just do something about the weather and lack of beach in this damn country of his, i'd be completely content.
it's even worried me a little lately that he might make me too happy- i mean, what good literature ever came out of bliss? if i weren't enjoying it all so much, i'd ask for some relationship drama to help my writing. as it is, i'm hoping the shitty winter (of my discontent, of course) will do the trick because i can't complain about much else unless i'm prepared to get into world hunger, war and the suffering of children- which is all valid, but not what i want to write- not that i'm not working very hard on the ultimate solution to all those things. i'll let you know as soon as i have it taken care of. all i can say for now is that it will involve world sex for peace (make love, not war, right?) mandatory siestas, worldwide cake, and no work before 11am unless all involved parties willingly agree. keep checking in so you'll know when it goes into effect...

and on that note (solving the problems our men-in-charge can't deal with, poor babies) nico sent me a link to this article, as a comment on my post about those 'grownup' things my friends are into these days. even if you don't feel like reading the whole page, i highly recommend its link to the site about pygmy chimpanzees or 'bonobos' (almost halfway down the page), which are the 'horniest apes on earth' and among the few mammals to have sex for pleasure, not just procreation. they're one of the species biologically closest to humans and apparently solve group conflict with mutual fondling and/or sex, are bisexual, indulge in masturbation, french kissing and oral sex, have intercourse face-to-face while gazing into each others' eyes, and are one of the most peaceful social groups (more so than humans and common chimps) because the abundance of sex from willing females (who are equal to males in the society) makes the males less interested in competition amongst themselves.
that's a lifestyle we might benefit from. they solve power issues with sex, instead of solving sex issues with power.
word.
that's me for tonight.
walk good. love each other.