crash

dude! i heard crazy squealing tires, screeching, then a huge crash, and looked out my door to see some large dude in a too-small car, trying to peel it off the parked police vehicle he'd completely smashed (police vehicle which, for the record, was illegally parked in the bus stop).
he backed up slowly (and i could literally hear the metal+plastic unfolding from the metal+plastic of the other car it'd become one with), then looked around right quick, and thought he could just drive away (it's the police, but then again, it's the police), but as he inched forward, the uniforms ran out the house they'd been in, and he got in trouble not just for hitting their (parked) car, but for trying to hit+run.
if it weren't so damn cold i woulda been the nosy neighbour and watched the whole thing go down- they were still out there lambasting him 45minutes later and just towed the police car (it was that bad) almost 2hours after the big noise.
walk good.