laundromat of evolution

having read the comments on the dirty laundry post, i must amend my previous statements, because i hadn't considered the fools who put their laundry in, walk away, get caught up, and forget it for hours. these people do not deserve forgiveness. in these cases, one may be forced into the delicate situation of removing strangers' undies, even though this is not the kind of thing one would usually do. exceptions must occasionally be made- at least until natural selection rids us of these awful, incompetent launderers forever, and for such exceptions i highly recommend the proverbial 10-foot-pole, maybe with a hook on one end.

on a related evolutionary note, i had a friend who advocated booby-trapping the world to hasten/aid natural selection. his best friend of more than 20 years is someone he referred to as being "borderline mentally challenged", "barely functional", or when he was pressed for time, simply "retarded". he said that being friends with this "idiot" made him realise that some people just shouldn't be allowed to survive, far less to breed, and he believed that some simple, well-placed booby-traps along life's more travelled avenues would help weed out the stupid, the physically inept (i might be in trouble unless i start dancing again right quick) and other potential darwin-award-winners.
so i'm thinking of designing some booby-traps (i love saying booby-traps! how often do you get to say booby-trap? booty-trap?) to save mankind from the long-term effects of a genepool diluted by weak mental faculties. the system will be put into effect to combat the dumbing-down and over-protection of our youth that's fast becoming an imminent danger to the survival of the human race.

walk good.
or else!