20 toes, less 10...

so it snowed again last night and again this morning, and i had enough al-fuckin-ready! doesn't help that it keeps bringing me back to the sad fact that my toes are the only ten under the blanket, in weather clearly made only for one thing. and yes, i could do it by myself, but i got married specifically so that would no longer be necessary, so this weather is killing me!

alright. on to other things. alex says he's going to post a list of his favourite booby-traps for us, so i'm all excited. and now that i've said it publicly (aye! anything more than one qualifies as public, and i'm one, so you're public) he has to actually do it...thank you un-cle alex!
and if anybody else has ideas, you now have a forum...

completely different topic: the jeff corwin experience on animal planet is the best! i was watching him again last night, and remembered the episode with the goats in the trees, and the one where he got stampeded by a herd of elephants and the one(s) where he ran away from the monkeys (he'll cuddle and kiss poisonous snakes, but is terrified of monkeys- gets nervous if they even look in his direction). and he's a horrible driver, and such a klutz, and talks to animals as characters from star wars, and dances with wolves, literally...need i say more?
if you haven't been watching him you should check him out.

new different topic: jason suggested that i post the information i gathered on how to skin human beings (which is different from skinning other animals for biological reasons i find very interesting) and i'm considering it, but don't know if anybody else would find it interesting- i mean, it's not about the skinning part, it's about the human body.
so anyway, the point is, if you're one of the few people who read this feel free to offer an opinion on the value, or lack thereof, of this information, and if you're jason, it's a maybe...

walk good. stay warm.