Wednesday, May 24, 2006

can't always get

this is not a "woe is me" post, but i'd like to state that, mostly, my level of desire for something to happen is inversely proportional to the chances of it happening.
i need to learn that it's not all within my control- possibly much, but not all.
so in the world of live radio, today listeners almost heard some dick named chris with a 703-mobile-number ask a well-known, middle-aged, female national public radio host when was the last time she'd had her vagina pounded. but because of the 7(?)-second-delay and toby, a superstar tech who handled the cut+dump perfectly with smooth brilliance and no thought, only the control room did.
but the real question is, what makes somebody like chris make up a story about his changing location and come up with a question-or-comment to get past the phone screener then hold for 17-minutes-and-change and even indulge in a moment of small talk with the host first, just to do that? unless there's $ involved, there's no way i'd hold, on a mobile phone, in the car, for 17-plus minutes just for that small thrill. i have no idea what could sponsor such dedication, but grims suggests that chris really gets off on the sound of her voice.
also in the world of live radio, i learned about the new york taxi driver who emails the aforementioned abused host's show every single day, on the same contact list as michael moore, his lawyer who never replies, and the bbc, to discuss the usa gov't conspiracy to kill him and the art that he'll therefore have to leave with somebody when he's fleeing for his life, guggenheim and gore and the environmentalists, the irish-catholic redheaded fashion plate who's running the nazi party while modeling her fabulous wardrobe, #1, 2, 3, 4, and sometimes 5, which means earth death, etc.
this dude's sending some longass self-aggrandizing conspiracy theory shit on a daily basis, and i wonder when he drives the taxi, and wish i could get my hands on the file where this producer's been saving every one he sends. she's been collecting them for years...
tell you when i get them.
walk good.

3 Comments:

Blogger JJ said...

Could it have been a radio stunt from one of those infantile morning DJ programs?

You have Chris' cell number, right? Call him and ask him. Then ask him when the last time was he got his ass pounded.

1:29 pm  
Blogger whitey said...

The lengths that people will go to simply to attempt to belittle somebody should not come as a surprise. Ego is that powerful.

8:48 pm  
Blogger sweet trini said...

if i still had chris' digits, i'd call him back and make sure to record the embarrassment i'd cause him, but unfortunately, when toby cut+dumped, the number disappeared too fast for me to write it down...
walk good.

8:53 pm  

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