20 common grammar mistakes and a few other tings

the few things that impacted my mind enough to actually pause, open tab, find my way here and note during weeks of no time or energy for anyting but absolute survival responsibilities, plus a flash fiction friday story and new trigger posting tomorrow...
as promised in title; especially liked this for "moot" and "nauseous" entries: 20 common grammar mistakes that (almost) everyone makes.
abbigail ajim's carnival is not woman.
einstein's theory of relativity; i knew short had its advantages...
bes' carnival moment: carnival tuesday afternoon panadigm's rhapsody coming down the avenue on the truck beating sweet sweet kaiso, erasing the lingering reticence from the earlier, lame carnival moment, jumping out llew's car to have him tell me on the walk to cut+clear that the food sharing the backseat with me had clearly spilled and i had a huge, damp brown smear on my pants from asscrack spreading over my left bumsee cheek. thankfully, after a speedy walk and shorts-washing in the production office sink nobody could tell except for the lingering, savoury aroma of geera rising from my nethers, which i maybe eh sure was such a terrible ting...then pan play and it was all gravy...
walk good.
ps: simply because i cyah resist the absurd; worst album covers of all time; the variety of awfulness is quite surprising...