fff #8, late

so sorry about the lateness of today's trigger, but i had a (paying) gig conflicting with our noon deadline. feel free to reclaim the 2+ hours on your writing deadline.
this week i have no idea what i feel like, and usually i try to fight against my "feel like" for triggering purposes (keep it challenging for me, too) so i had trouble triggering since i suspect i'm better when i have something to rebel against.
so, inclusion clause this week; please pepper your piece with (also suspect this one real hard, but that's what you get for missing my erotic fff #7):
gun tonne fun plum drum

rules of engagement:
you will send in your suggestions for fff triggers (starter sentences, closers, titles, inclusion clauses, etc.) anytime during the week up to 11.55am friday, trinbago timezone; i will post the new fff trigger by noon friday trinbago timezone.
if your trigger is not chosen and you think it is too wonderful not to be chosen, you will send it in again the next week.
you will write an anecdote, short story, or novel length prose poem using the trigger provided.
you will add comments and appropriate linkage to my trigger-post indicating your desire to participate and the completion of your story (don't need a blogger/gmail account to comment on my blog).
you may join in at any time prior to the deadline.
you will display your story as a post on your own blog (or as a comment on my trigger-post or fasbook note or whatever, once we can all read it- please make sure we can all access the link to read it, not just those who are your friends on fasbook; there's a way to create public links for that, right?).
you will be done by monday noon trinbago timezone.
write fresh!
walk good.