nerd general supply store
in case anybody out there ever needs ducks with attitude, a pig catapult, a can of bacon air-freshener, jesus gift-wrap, a cat-buddha, a ceramic smoking baby, a deluxe pirate umbrella hat, a meat shower curtain, a pope innocent iiii action figure, a tub of poison-dart frogs, a psycho shark, a latex platypus, a tub of mini brides+grooms, a cornered rat, a gefilte fish plaque, a 22" latex leg, bible bingo, a jewish old maid, windup sushi, a swedish ear syringe, a tickles tapeworm desk set, a pound of dogs, miss cleo's tarot cards, a cat acupuncture model, a 17" latex vulture, a krishna lunchbox, or a set of stylish mustaches, go here.
and how did i know this? i'm a:
Pure Nerd: 65 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 26% Dork.
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd
THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST (via jenn, although i must note, it kinda weirds me out that 65%+26%+26% doesn't add up to 100%...)