Tuesday, April 19, 2005

call me a rose but i won't change my name...or whatever the fuck that saying is...

i'm sure i'm way behind on this, but here it is anyway (and i kinda like the idea that not everybody who reads this will know my real name):

1. pornstar name (name of your first pet/street where you live): dribble montello (gross!)

2. fashion designer name (first word you see on your left/favorite restaurant): queen raku (much better)

3. exotic foreign alias (favorite spice/last foreign vacation spot): chardon benit trinidad (or pepper trinidad)

4. fly girl alias (first initial of your first name/first 2-3 letters of your last name): e. bart

5. icon alias (something sweet within sight/any liquid in your kitchen): paradise plum juice

6. detective alias (favorite baby animal/where you went to high school): goat bishop anstey

7. barfly alias (last snack food you ate/favorite alcoholic drink): pop tart bug juice

8. soap opera alias (middle name/street where you first lived): efua st. lucien

9. rockstar alias (favorite candy/last name of favorite musician): chocolate monk (although this last name could change daily)

10. star wars name (first 2 letters of first name + first 3 letters of last name = star wars first name; take first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name + the first 3 letters of the city where you were born to get the last name): elbar smmar

well. ok.
walk good.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are a few on your list I haven't tried, so here's my list:
1. Rosemary Toledo
2. Altoids Malvasia
3. Curry Rosarita
4. A. Ho (I think that one's the best)
5. Power Bar Iced Tea
6. Piglet Wilson
7. Animal Cracker Vodka Tonic
8. Gwyneth Wisconsin
9. Red Vines Costello
10. Alsby Nelon
-- Aly--

12:50 am  
Blogger sweet trini said...

arthur, i was never a pornstar-name fan either (dribble just gives the wrong impression) and aly, "a. ho" is brilliant! wait till you get to dc!
walk good.

2:13 pm  
Blogger Jake said...

OK, here goes:

1. Pornstar--Willie Van Ness. I work exclusively with Pocket Van Ness ;)

2. Fashion designer--Check Grapeseed.

3. Foreign alias--Cumin Ireland (No good).

4. Fly girl--J.Has. Meh.

5. Icon (what does this mean?)--Gotta bow out anyway--nothing sweet in the office.

6. Detective--Penguin Iroquois

7. Barfly--Chex Mix Beer

8. Soap opera--Burton Oakwood (Pretty good!)

9. Rockstar--Snickers Springsteen

10. Star Wars--Ja'Has Bubuf

10:22 am  

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